Reasons Not To Trust Me

When I created this site way the insanely hell back in 1995 (#old), I wrote an ostensibly humorous pseudo-FAQ in this spot, which included most of my pertinent biographical trivia at that time. It quickly became outdated, however, and I've now spent the better part of a decade occasionally thinking "I should really rewrite that page" and then checking my RSS feed (where "RSS feed" is generally a euphemism for "YouPorn or equivalent"). Truth is, I'm never gonna properly update my bio, because I bore myself. So instead I'm gonna construct an ongoing list of my insane (but sincerely held, I promise) opinions, as they occur to me, so that you have an idea of what you're up against here.